There they go again!

Last night, Democratic Presidential Nominee, Senator Obama, echoed the sentiments of VP Candidate Biden, by telling us that Senator McCain is secretly George W. Bush. My eyes rolled completely out of my head. But then I was persuaded by some form of Jedi mind trick that voting for Senator McCain is a vote for the third term of Bush.

I did not realize that President Bush had Senator McCain captured so President Bush could masquerade as the Senator. It is now apparent that the President used the Patriot Act to capture and hold Senator McCain in a secret cell since McCain was attempting to steal away the nomination. I am glad to know that we do have the Mission Impossible technology so a person can look and sound just like someone else. When the faux Senator selects Cheney as his VP later today, this will confirm this conspiracy.

It would be nice to learn something new about either candidate. So far, all I know is that McCain is secretly Bush and that Obama is not qualified to lead a Boy Scout troop.

These have been a few sarcastic thoughts of my oh so very complex mind.