Are You Addicted to Blogging

My friend Randy pointed me to this funny but yet truthful article. The Daily Cup of Tech has this post from April 25, 2007: You know you are addicted to blogging when.... Below is the brilliance of Tim Fehlman.

…your newborn baby’s crying wakes you at night and your first thought is, “I wonder if anyone has submitted a comment on the blog?”

…you don’t know how much you pay for food each month but you know how much you earned in advertising on your blog today.

…someone says, “How are you doing?” and you reply with “Check my blog.”

…your closest friends can find your blog but not your house.

…you don’t know who won the federal election because there was nothing in your RSS feeds.

…you are surprised to learn that most syndicated television shows don’t have an RSS feed.

…you learn of your upcoming divorce in a comment feed from a post entitled “Blog vs. Spouse: The Never Ending Debate”.

…asked who has had the biggest influence on your life, you respond, “Darren Rowse“.

…the house is on fire and you run past the dog and the family photo album to grab a scrap of paper with a post idea on it.

…you firmly believe that your next post will get Dugg this time for sure.

…you can submit a post to your blog from your:
computer
tablet
personal internet device
PDA
cell phone (text, photo, video, and voice)
chumby
robotic avatar
steam engine
bathroom

…your grandma says that she used to journal and you ask her, “Wordpress or TypePad?”

…you get excited because your site is unreachable!

These have been a few addicted thoughts of my complex mind.